About Us.

Welcome to the Accidental Toaster!

I am a person who does things. I made this website which I pay a grand total of $4.18 for. Wow.

I'm just the average guy uhh so yeah. I know, what an about page.

so, here are some things that can become toasters:

• A rasperry pi (connect 5v to ground and dunk it in water)
• car (drive off cliff)
• laptop (leave it in the sun)
• toaster (already a toaster)
• brain (overthink)
• roku (run doom)
• my code (it's already a dumpster fire)